cheCk thiS ouT
SmurF bLoged oN Saturday, February 26, 2005

i wAs suRfiNg the NeT
Surfer(coRnY)
aND I caMe acRosS
Wow
My paSig cLassmaTes's doLLs
seeMs cheeZy noH
pEro checK thiS ouT
AnG cuTe taLaga
Wink
boYs oF ouR cLassroOm muNa
kse maS auNTi siLa
cLicK oN the (..... dOLL) LiNks
to viEw tHe doLL

eLdoN doLL
inSpiraTioN: i thiNk eLdoN woULd reaLLy LooK niCe in bLue it briNgs oUt hiS kagwaPuhaN...naKs...tiPonG baD boY buT stiLL deCenT to LooK aT

erVin doLL
inspiRatiOn: thE coLor oRanGe...ewaN bsTa baGay nYa...(oR kSe faVE coLor jEss...hehehehe) i maDe hiS smiLe exTra niCe kSe iTs tRue...naKs uLit

joKko doLL
inSpiraTioN: he reaLLy reaLLy reaLLy Looks goOd iN reD( LikE iN fieLd tRiP) bacKgroUnd thE oNE wiTh doVes kSe thEy syMboLize pEace, eH diD sumThiN noT nicE to Him, saNa'Y maPaTawaD na Nya aKo...reTraCts, saNa maMansiN sYa!!!

kEn doLL
iNspiRaTioN: i taKe reaL priDe foR thiS doLL kSe kaMukHa nYa taLaga...oR i'M thiNking oF yaChaNg...hehehehe....eiTher waY aNg cuTe dBa....sNeeKy na iNnoceNt effecT LooK

raLph doLL
inSpiraTioN: haY naKu...eaSieSt doLL i maDe...kaHit aNo ipaSuoT mo kaY raLph bGay...kaHit na skiN coLor na LeoTaRds aT greeN na aBeL paNTs...hehehehehe....

daN doLL
inSpiraTioN: i waNted thE doLL to LooK soPhiSticaTed buT stILL haS thaT yoUth eFfecT...oh dBa kInakaReeR ko...bSta liKe thiS liKe thaT

joShie doLL
inSpiraTion: bruHa, LanTad ka Na... so Yan....iT looKs niCe naMan dBa...aLL pHiNk phaTi ruBBer shoes

epHy doLL
inSpiraTion: bGay epHraIm mGa puRontoNg(iS thaT waT tHEiR caLLeD????) basTa Yng paRanG shoRts perO waY paSt kNEes...wiTh a simPLe shIrt... niCe, cLeaN haiRcuT aNd... voiLa!!!

baRry doLL
inSpiraTion: amonG the boYs, baRrY Lng maY carrY na maG weaR nG piNk aND noT LoOk Like a "yoU kNow"....caRRy nYa eh

YoUR pRobaBLy thiNkiN noW
"d NamaN niLa kaMukHa....maSyaDong GwaPo...hehehehe"
You Are Hot
i kNow
miNadaLi k kSe eh
aYuSin k aFter tEst
Yng maS kamuKHa niLa
hoPefuLLy
By tHE enD oF tHe schOOLyEaR maGawaN k riN anG giRLs
Doll
aNd maYbe even soMe teaChErS....hehehehehe
Teacher





------------------------------------ ------------------------------------- we Need to LauGh a LitTLe
SmurF bLoged oN Friday, February 25, 2005

thIs is a LisT of miSheaRd LyRicS
ThaT mY siSter's friENd,
THe beaUtifUL... evEr nice... aNd suPer sweeT
na si aTe MaiTa, coMpiLed
noTe:thiS descriPtioNs coMe frOm a perSon wHo oNLy
mEt aTe maiTa onCe....unsuRe if truE
wahahahaha
joKe
Laughing 1ROTFLLaughing 2ROTFLLaughing 1
Tumawa tayo.
HA-HA-HA.
Misheard lyrics I compiled
;)Para laughtrip!
*my sack of rice - My sacrifice.. Creed
*go go jason waterfalls - dont go chasing waterfalls.. TLC
*take it away downtown...- (making my way downtown) Vanessa Carlton
*LOSE MY BREATH by destiny's child meron verse..."if u cant make me so Ohhh" kala ko "ang pag-ibig ko sau...."
*my only nest, is killing me - (my loneliness) Britney
*go go go go charlotte, its ur birthday, were gonna party like its ur bday, were gonna sit retarded like its ur bday. - 50 cent
*jumpin jumpin: ladies leave your man at home, the club is full of farmers and their crops are fully grown---in fairness may sense naman, nagtutugma e.
*Missy E. "Get Your Freak On" ---> "get your FREE CONE
*my boo: wrong: and you were my beyblade... - and you were my baby
*"some people want tambourines.." (diamond rings)

Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

"Never let go of hope.
One day you will see that it all has finally come together.
What you have always wished for has finally come to be.
You will look back and laugh at what has passed and you will ask yourself...
'How did I get through all of that?"
aNonYmouS
(joaNa tiNks: nicE naMe..joKe)
Duh (yEs coRnY i kNow)

thEre are a Lot of thiNgs thaT You shoULd juSt LauGh aT
But insTead yoU chooSe to see the nEgatIve sidE of it
eVen weN waT You waNt and deSire
are aLreadY staNdin riGht in frOnt of You
You TeNd to foLLow the eaSier waY oUt
aNd in thE end, eNd uP wiTh soMethin yOu neVer waNTed
reGretIng waT yoU hab doNe aNd wiShiNG yOU haB dOne
thE oTher oNe...The riGht oNe
bY: psyChoLogicaLLy iLL aNd mEntaLLy boRed joaNa caRa siNgsOn mEdiNa
hihihihihihihi...hahahahahahaha...hehehehehehe...
aLa nagKaroN
Roll

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SmurF bLoged oN Thursday, February 24, 2005

i'M so tiRed
Tired
LaSt niGht i SLepT aroUnd 7:00
waSn't aBle to do aNythiNg tuLoY
ngaYon we haVe iP maKin anD traVELouge maKin Pa
to toP it aLL of mEroN pa aKong mGa 20 cDs na kaiLaNgaNg i buRn
(paSenSya na aFter exaMs na Lng)
oH yuN pa i haB to StuDy foR the exaMs pa
We caN actuALLy haVe it oN marCh
buT we choSe to Get iT oVer wiTh
waT'z my poiNt???
paGod na aKo
uN Lng
Note: aDd to mY wiShLisT; 24 hoUrS of SLeeP
wiTh juSt meaLs aND baThrooM breaKs in BetweeN
Sleeping







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SmurF bLoged oN Monday, February 21, 2005

...i'm conFuSed...
in taGaLoG
...NaguguLuhan...
Rolling Eyes
As i ScriBBLed doWn hiS naME
i can't staNd to LooK aT iT
aNd aS i feeL diSgusTEd aND dishoNesT to MySeLf
aN iMaGe of mY TruE LoVe CoMeS inTo viEw
hayyyyyyyyyy
wHat'S a girL to Do???
NOw i wOnDer
Why WhEn LovE SeeMs aLreaDy So CLOSE
yOU reaLize it'S reaLLy quiTe faR
But evEryTiMe thaT LoVE fLaShEs thaT
chaRmiNg sMiLe...
SweeT diSpoSitiOn...
aNd cOoL aTtiTude...
yOu craWL baCk inTo tHe noThiNg tHat was nEvEr EvEn tHEre BefoRe
aNd Once aGaiN yOu reaLiZe
ThaT aLL you couLd do
iS to DreaM of hIm
aND HoPe That dreaMs do reaLLy coMe TrUe
PaGkaTapoS ng LahaT nG iTo
aNg TangIng maSasaBi ko
waLa aKoNg magagawa
eh sa ThaT'S LiFe eh
Hay buHay
...ComPLicaTed...
...fruStratinG...
...SenTi...
yeT nothiNg muCh we caN do








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SmurF bLoged oN Sunday, February 20, 2005

...i Saw hiM...
People Watching
...i saW hiM aGaIn...
Peek A Boo
...aND kaniNa Lng i Saw hiM uLit...
I See
The fiRst tyM:
i saw His freNds
aNd i waS expectinG thaT it wouLd be him i See NexT
But wHen i reAcheD mY destinaTioN
He waS no weR to Be foUnd
i weNt on wiTh wat i wAs suPpoSed to Do
aNd when i waS doNe
i TurnEd aRound
aND there He waS
In Love
The SecoNd tYm:
i waS miNdiNg My oWN buSiNESs
KeePinG quIeT
(weLL aCtuALLy i waS making chiSmis bUt paRa SenTi paRiN dba)
ImaGine mY surpRiSe
wEn he caME paSsiNg by iN frOnt of mE
Wink
The ThIRd tyM:
It haPPeNed juSt a whiLe aGo
I tOughTh DestiNy waS no LongEr On mY side
But whEn i Saw hiM
i caN noW concLude
ThaT aNGeLs do roaM aRouND eaRth!!!
Angel
aNd deiR shoRt, moReno na maYpaGka chiNito!!!!
hehehehehehe
saNa di Nya maBasa ItO
Shy





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SmurF bLoged oN Saturday, February 19, 2005

i'm suPPosEd (aS toLd BY me aT waLa Kse aKo magaWa) to maKe A List
Rave
of aLL thE guYS who daNced wiTh me duRinG the prOm ...
Belly Dancer
wiTh a few coMMenTs
Disco Dance
Pero naHihiYa akO bka maBaSa niLa
Dancing
so paGaraLan ko muNa kNg hOw maG LaGay paSswoRd sa iSanG entrY
(if u kNow pLs tELL me)
Breakin'
But paRa maS maDaLi aT di kayo ma fruStraTe sa kakahiNTaY
eh TanUngIn nYo na Lng Sa aKin!!!
Tribal Dance
hehehehehe
Dancing ZorbasTangoSambaDisco Boogie





------------------------------------ ------------------------------------- i'M Too PerFect FoR thEm eh

HerEs a LiSt oF thE guYs that aSkEd Me to THe prOm (in My DreaMs)

LiSt oF mY aLL tiME ceLebriTy cruShes

CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY= whEtHer hiS haiR is Long(LiKE iN freaKy FriDaY) oR ShoRt(LiKe in a CinDereLLa stoRy) hiS stiLL so GwaPo

WheN i feLL in LoVe: As he waS texTing iN tHE moVIe a ciNDeReLLa story


OLIVER JAMES= wiTh a cuTe enGliSh accEnt aNd a deaDLy charMinG smiLe, thiS huNk is Sure TopS

WheN i feLL in LoVe: NooN paNg WhaT a giRL waNts, it diEd a horribLe deaTh bUT it got reVived kaNina Lng when i waTchEd RaISe youR voiCe

KEANU REEVES= nemO...eSte neO... coULd easiLy be thE repLacemEnt of anY guY in mY hEaRt

WheN i feLL in LoVe: in The moVie THe repLaCemEntS


DAVID GALLAGHER= BsTa gwaPo eh

WheN i feLL in LoVe: hiM pLayiNg senSitiVe siMOn in 7tH heavEn

MATT FROM MANHUNT= noT reaLLy a fan oF maNhuNt but WheN i saW hiS piC eh i feLL in Love iN aN inStanT(SoRRy aTe goLda....aKin na Sya)

WheN i feLL in LoVe: WHen i chEckEd ouT thE maNhunT weBsiTe



USHER= aN exceLLent DanCer aNd siNger wiTh LooKs of a God, whaT more CouLd yoU aSk foR?

WheN i feLL in LoVe:WhEn i saw hiM daNce hiS waY to stardoM in hiS viDeo yoU remiNd mE of a giRL thaT i onCe kNew....



RYAN PHILLIPE= reeSe wiTherspoOn iS so LuCky to haVe thiS guY as a HuSbaNd

WheN i feLL in LoVe:WheN he pLayeD chiCk boY sebaStiaN in crUEL inTentioNs

HEATH LEDGER= HiS so SexY...SeXy SeXy!!!

WheN i feLL in LoVe:WhEn hE pLaYed mY beLoveD ser OriCk in a KniGhT's taLe...pEro nnG shoRt na ah Yng haIr nYa

JOSH HARTNETT= nIcE BOdY aNd LookS AnD An eXCeLLenT actOR, aLL in oNe packAGe

WheN i feLL in LoVe: wHen he maDe me cry in tHe moVie pEaRL haRboR

OWEN WILSON= Who WouLdn'T faLL For That "baSaG na iLong LooK"??? weLL evEryOne i guEss...bsTa gwapO sya Para Sa aKin gaLinG pa Nya PaTaWa!!!

WheN i feLL in LoVe: shanGhai noon, ShaNghai niGht, staRsky aND hutCh, thE haunTing, anAcoNda bSta eVer evEr ever eVer evEr ever eVer evEr ever eVer evEr ever SiNCe pa Eh(oBsseSed aKO eh)



YuN Lng kaUnti noH


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