buM no more
SmurF bLoged oN Thursday, April 13, 2006

for the past days of dis week
the word bum has beeN conStantLy been bugging me
bum...bum...bum...
buuuuummmmmm
roLLs out of the touNge doesnt it
anyHu
i donT want to be a bum
if dis can be a professioN
den i dont want to be oNe
joana cara sinGson medina: professionaL bum
doesnt suit me
hehehe
so last night as we wer traveLing to maniLa
it struck me
i dont wanna be a bum no more
so hir is a list of possibLe work dat i myt take up
as absurd and impossibLe dey maybe
hey wat the heck
a girL can dream cant she

oPrah winFrey shoW staffer

if i cant land a job in which i'LL repLace her
i'LL settLe wid being one of her staff
hehehe joke joKe
no but honestLy
i do want to be a part of her staff
they aLways seem to have a Lot of fun
and yet heLp a Lot of peopLe as weLL
the thought of me having to present my own idea in her show
wud be so rewarding
hey and if this cant happen
bsta makapanOd lng ng isang show nya
preferabLy her xmas spesyaL(freebiesss)
ok na

iroN chef judge

heLLO
hu wudnt
free gud fud
and u get paid to do it
taLk about a great joB
hehehe
i mean its not just dat
i want to be a part of the passion
the passion that is in the art of cooking
i want to be a part of the competition
the competition that is in the form of heaLthy rivaLry to come up wid heaLthy meaLs
anyway
who reigns supreme???
weLL i wiLL if i get this job
hehehe

forensic scientist

ok seriouS mode
eversince pa Lng tLaga
i wanted to be a forensic scientist
the way they cut of dead bodies
bring the organs owt
and sumtyms cut them to even smaLLer pieces
to anaLyze the cause of death of peopLe
fascinates me
taLk about morbid interests huh
pero seriousLy
i just want to give/show respect to da dead
to da famiLy dat was left behind
to his friends dat has in one way or another suffered a lost
to him dat needs justice

hoUSewife

hey soMeone has to do it
at pikchur ba daw ni nicoLe kidman ang ilagay
hey she was a stepford wife
so ok na yan
it was either her or eve langoria
hehehe
so now all i need to find is my knight in shinning armor
wer o wer cud he be???
(...oh owen wiLson...)

bLogwriter

ewaN kung bat yan ang pic
hey
if aLL eLse faiLs
why not dba
karirin ko na

jack

Louie says
"i dont know wat i want to be wen i grow up
but i do know hu i want to be like
the big guy
the giant
my bestfriend
jack"
wats my point
i want to grow taLL
hehehe
either dat or maging bestfriend ni louie sa jack
gwapu eh

hehehe


un Lng
bum no more
the end
*bow*

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