SmurF bLoged oN Wednesday, April 26, 2006
its back.bigger.better.and whole lot stupider.either way deir still funny aND with the current situations that we are going through today, the line "laughter is the best medicine" is not yet over rated. so prepare to be mesmerized. sit back, relax and enjoi my posT.you dont have to if u dont want to.i mean this is my blog. i enjoi writing in it so certainly i'll also enjoi reading it. but then again..."first sign of insanity:talking to ones self" read further na nga lng
1."iCky tooThbrush"
at our haws in whiteplains, im such a skwater: i sleep at ate's room, i take a bath at my room and brush my teeth at kuya's room. as i was brushing my teeth i noticed dis stain on the handle of my brush, i wondered how it got there since i just bought the brush, thinking that the stain came from the cup that i placed it on i carried on brushing my teeth. and transfered the brush in ate's room so dat the stain wont increase any further. Wen we stayed in la union for an overnyt stay ate shiela came to up to me and said "grabe, ung toothbrush ko, nakarating dito, eh matagaL nang nawawala un, nawala pa naman nung nalasing ako tas nagsuka ako at naisipang ku pang magtootbrush" and i asked "ano ba itsura brush mo ate???" she answered "ung may stain sa handle"......yuck
2."Ang buhay patay gutom"
as we were traveling to la union, i woke up wid my tummy rumbling, being the opinionated person that i am(???), i voiced out my hunger with out any hesitation, "GUTOM NA AKO" only to find out that everyone was hungry na pala. but no one wanted to say anything since alam nila na wala kami pera. So being PG and all, we made ambag ambag, kuya had P100, i had P3, and uno had P40, yes masmarami pang pera ung baby sa akin, ate shiela made pilit na sheyr sila ni uno doon, gud thing ate had money in her atm account, so we went on our search for the bank, we looked so stupid kse everytime we would see a bank we would all celebrate then only to find out na di pala pede ung card dun, and when we found a bank we felt so sad kse P300 lng pala laman nun, eh walo kaming kakain, gud thing mang boy had anoder P300 eh so ok na kasya na un. all in all we had P743.we decided to eat in KFC, and once again we looked so stupid na nakaline wid celphones owt and computing how much we would be spending. and even the cashier was weirded out by us na kse we kept on laughing when we saw how much we were to spend around P730 sulit na sulit eh noh. and to think i was settling to eat sa aLLan's store lng.muntik pa nila ako ibaba dun...so ALL HAIL KFC!!!!
3."Susuka ba???"
uno was so guLo during our byahe. as in he was transferring from one seat to anader that it even made us dizzy. anyhu he got hiLO rin, so ate shieLa prepared da plastic bag na, as ate shiela waS making taya da plastic to uno's mouth, kuya carlo shifted uno's head to his shoulder and try to comfort him. kuya chose the wrong time to do so, his shirt ended up getting the full blast of uno's vomit.since we are in this topic na rin. der was one time uno just finished drinking his milk and he went to play agad and so eventually he ended up vomiting uLi, it was so freaky, parang ung sa exorcist, derederetso hehehehe....la lng. ther was anader tym wen ate shiela was lying on da bed, she had uno in the superman pose and uno vomited...right on ate shiela's mouth....hihihihi....kadiri
4."Let mE sLeeP"
sLeepiNg is so....rewardiNG...hihihi...bum tLaga. nyhu i was sLeeping, tas sa dream ko, kuya carLo was eating bLack forest cake so i asked manang to get some for me, tas just wen i was aboUt to reach owt for the cake, uno made sapak my mukha,sa totoong buhai ah, so as in naguLat ako, at syempre nagalit ako kse naudLot ung cake ko...huhuhuhu, ander kwento, i have dis morning ritual kse na wen i wake up i go straight to the banyo to make wiwi, in one particuLar morning i went on wid my usuaL rituaL. eh medyo loading pa ako nun, so wen i sat on da bowl, dem nasyut ako, hehehe i forgot to check kse eh nakalift pala ung toilet seat, GoSh, watta morning
5."the caKe:came truE"
since i was craving na rin lng. i made piLit my mOM to buy us keyk,at syempre piniLit ko na bLack forest na lng,nagdrama pa tLaga ako na, "i wont eat if its not bLack forest, kau na lng kumain" hehehe so eventuaLLy i got my way. i was so dem excited wen da caked arrived, just wen i was about to open it manang said "hai naku, si uno kinuLog ung keyk, tas wen i opened the box....dem parang forest na lng eh...bwhahahaa
un lng po....tamad na ako...next tym uLi...hehehe....babayu....
1."iCky tooThbrush"
at our haws in whiteplains, im such a skwater: i sleep at ate's room, i take a bath at my room and brush my teeth at kuya's room. as i was brushing my teeth i noticed dis stain on the handle of my brush, i wondered how it got there since i just bought the brush, thinking that the stain came from the cup that i placed it on i carried on brushing my teeth. and transfered the brush in ate's room so dat the stain wont increase any further. Wen we stayed in la union for an overnyt stay ate shiela came to up to me and said "grabe, ung toothbrush ko, nakarating dito, eh matagaL nang nawawala un, nawala pa naman nung nalasing ako tas nagsuka ako at naisipang ku pang magtootbrush" and i asked "ano ba itsura brush mo ate???" she answered "ung may stain sa handle"......yuck
2."Ang buhay patay gutom"
as we were traveling to la union, i woke up wid my tummy rumbling, being the opinionated person that i am(???), i voiced out my hunger with out any hesitation, "GUTOM NA AKO" only to find out that everyone was hungry na pala. but no one wanted to say anything since alam nila na wala kami pera. So being PG and all, we made ambag ambag, kuya had P100, i had P3, and uno had P40, yes masmarami pang pera ung baby sa akin, ate shiela made pilit na sheyr sila ni uno doon, gud thing ate had money in her atm account, so we went on our search for the bank, we looked so stupid kse everytime we would see a bank we would all celebrate then only to find out na di pala pede ung card dun, and when we found a bank we felt so sad kse P300 lng pala laman nun, eh walo kaming kakain, gud thing mang boy had anoder P300 eh so ok na kasya na un. all in all we had P743.we decided to eat in KFC, and once again we looked so stupid na nakaline wid celphones owt and computing how much we would be spending. and even the cashier was weirded out by us na kse we kept on laughing when we saw how much we were to spend around P730 sulit na sulit eh noh. and to think i was settling to eat sa aLLan's store lng.muntik pa nila ako ibaba dun...so ALL HAIL KFC!!!!
3."Susuka ba???"
uno was so guLo during our byahe. as in he was transferring from one seat to anader that it even made us dizzy. anyhu he got hiLO rin, so ate shieLa prepared da plastic bag na, as ate shiela waS making taya da plastic to uno's mouth, kuya carlo shifted uno's head to his shoulder and try to comfort him. kuya chose the wrong time to do so, his shirt ended up getting the full blast of uno's vomit.since we are in this topic na rin. der was one time uno just finished drinking his milk and he went to play agad and so eventually he ended up vomiting uLi, it was so freaky, parang ung sa exorcist, derederetso hehehehe....la lng. ther was anader tym wen ate shiela was lying on da bed, she had uno in the superman pose and uno vomited...right on ate shiela's mouth....hihihihi....kadiri
4."Let mE sLeeP"
sLeepiNg is so....rewardiNG...hihihi...bum tLaga. nyhu i was sLeeping, tas sa dream ko, kuya carLo was eating bLack forest cake so i asked manang to get some for me, tas just wen i was aboUt to reach owt for the cake, uno made sapak my mukha,sa totoong buhai ah, so as in naguLat ako, at syempre nagalit ako kse naudLot ung cake ko...huhuhuhu, ander kwento, i have dis morning ritual kse na wen i wake up i go straight to the banyo to make wiwi, in one particuLar morning i went on wid my usuaL rituaL. eh medyo loading pa ako nun, so wen i sat on da bowl, dem nasyut ako, hehehe i forgot to check kse eh nakalift pala ung toilet seat, GoSh, watta morning
5."the caKe:came truE"
since i was craving na rin lng. i made piLit my mOM to buy us keyk,at syempre piniLit ko na bLack forest na lng,nagdrama pa tLaga ako na, "i wont eat if its not bLack forest, kau na lng kumain" hehehe so eventuaLLy i got my way. i was so dem excited wen da caked arrived, just wen i was about to open it manang said "hai naku, si uno kinuLog ung keyk, tas wen i opened the box....dem parang forest na lng eh...bwhahahaa
un lng po....tamad na ako...next tym uLi...hehehe....babayu....
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