SmurF bLoged oN Saturday, April 22, 2006
mnsan sa buhai ng isang tao...may mga kwento...iba iba...may masaya,may maLungkot,may nakakatakot, at syempre may mga nakakabobo...sa buhay ko...haLos Lahat nakakabObO...bwahahahaha...juk lng...u be da judged...saang kategorya nabibiLang ang mga kwentong ito...vote now...and win nothing
1. "UnO...doS...tres...tato...ko"
~uNO my beLoved paMangkin isH so kuLit,sobra.the other day we went swimming.he said "nonanG(referring to me) get baLL" eh der wer two baLLs der so i asked him "which do you want dis one or dis one? (sbay point to da baLLs) and he answers "one" arrrgggg tas isa pa. we have dis whaLe pOOL toy kse tas uno said "nonang ride" and i asked "hu, you or me?" and he answered "you...me...you me you me you me" arrrggg tas kanina lng, he was so hot, so he took of his cLothes.stripped tlaga,pati diaper waLa, tas he was sitting down on da fLoor, tas i noticed he was pLaying wid sumthing,txt txt ako den i noticed uLi he began pLaying wid his nose "aTe shieLa maY hawak si uNo" i shouted."waLa" sbi namn ate shieLa.den wen uno hugged ate shieLa she hystericaLy began shoutingand laughinG"may papeL sa iLong ni unO. nasa duLo na, ang laki,carLo,carLo daLhin na natin sa hospitaL" and we ended up teachiNg him to make singa da papeL.he lives.tas one more.lunch na,i heard kuya ordering uno to wipe sumthing, tas pagtingin ko, andun sya sa fLoor,nagLiLinis nung natapOn nya, eh hubad hubad sya nun, para syang kawawang bata...tsk tsk chiLd abuse
2. "the dressiNg rOom"
~me ate and kuya jj went to sm to look for clothes kuya jj wud wer for his Bday ceLeb. eh it was takiNg him so long tO chOose and fit One and i was getting tired and bored by every min that paSsed by. so beiNg the cAMwhore that i am i went to the Other dreSsing rOom and begaN takiNg my picture at different aNgLes, and i eveN utiLized the mirrOr and chair der as mY props. as i was in the MiddLe of prepariNg for a pose, i was carryIng da heaVy chair in the cenTer of the dressIng roOm. wen i turned aroUnd imagine my shocK wen right der behind me was a guY waitiNg for his turn na maGfit,LookIng at me quizicaLLy and proBabLy wondering "wat the heck is dis girL doiNg" i bLushed so badLy and all i coULd say to him was "ah cge" doH!!!
3."near deaTh experieNce"
~after goiNg to the maLL, we headed our way na to UaaP to get kuya jj's car. as we were crossIng i noticed dat a cab was goiNg so fast wid no intentioN to sLow down pa.so i went wid my first instinct, and leaned towards ate janina and as i did kuya jj shieLded us from da god daM caB, kuya jj was so furious, hu wudnt naman dba tama naman kami magcross.it was the cab that seemed to want to kiLL.dis was truLy a shocking experience.and da most shocking part of it aLL, wen kuya jj shieLded us,him facing away from us and arms wide spred, it was my butt that had a cLose encounter wid his hands.ayy mahaLay...joke. anyHu tnx kuya jj for being so protective of us! oww and haPPy bday kuya jj
4."misseNt"
~LaSt nyt mY head was so fuLL na tLaga and needed to reLease some thoUghts na or sasaboG na.so jess and i wer making hart to hart taLk sa txt. eh bad tyming ba namn. she was using smart so it was such a hassLe to repLy to her, since wala me reg lowd eh i had to write new msgs and look up da contact everytime i repLy to her gLobe. eh at one txt may sumthing bowt ke jose, and to my stupidity i sent it to jose namn na.dem u jess, why did u have to have no load at the exact tym my head was full, and bakit ba magkasuNod ang jess at jose sa phonebook ko.gud thing it was just that txt that was sent and ke kLus prin lng na send.imagine if it couLd have beeN the more private thouGhts.dead...eh
5."weN ur bored and yoU know it, wat do yOu do???"
~being hir in maniLa is great.der are times though i find myseLf sitting at our couch,thinking, sweating like a pig and wishing"dem sana may magawa" and wen times like these arise.what do yOu do? weLL do as joana does. tumaLon sa poOL.its been like this for three days, today being da third one.its not dat i want to swim,waLa Lng tLga magawa.so why not dba!!!
weLL un Lng.waLa na.mga kwentonG nakakabObo.sana maenjoi nyo.kse ako medYo lng.hehehe. i give in i give up waaaahahhhhhh....waLa Lng un ung souNds eh...maLay ko ba kuNg anOng kanta toh....bow....gudnyt and have a good Lyf
1. "UnO...doS...tres...tato...ko"
~uNO my beLoved paMangkin isH so kuLit,sobra.the other day we went swimming.he said "nonanG(referring to me) get baLL" eh der wer two baLLs der so i asked him "which do you want dis one or dis one? (sbay point to da baLLs) and he answers "one" arrrgggg tas isa pa. we have dis whaLe pOOL toy kse tas uno said "nonang ride" and i asked "hu, you or me?" and he answered "you...me...you me you me you me" arrrggg tas kanina lng, he was so hot, so he took of his cLothes.stripped tlaga,pati diaper waLa, tas he was sitting down on da fLoor, tas i noticed he was pLaying wid sumthing,txt txt ako den i noticed uLi he began pLaying wid his nose "aTe shieLa maY hawak si uNo" i shouted."waLa" sbi namn ate shieLa.den wen uno hugged ate shieLa she hystericaLy began shoutingand laughinG"may papeL sa iLong ni unO. nasa duLo na, ang laki,carLo,carLo daLhin na natin sa hospitaL" and we ended up teachiNg him to make singa da papeL.he lives.tas one more.lunch na,i heard kuya ordering uno to wipe sumthing, tas pagtingin ko, andun sya sa fLoor,nagLiLinis nung natapOn nya, eh hubad hubad sya nun, para syang kawawang bata...tsk tsk chiLd abuse
2. "the dressiNg rOom"
~me ate and kuya jj went to sm to look for clothes kuya jj wud wer for his Bday ceLeb. eh it was takiNg him so long tO chOose and fit One and i was getting tired and bored by every min that paSsed by. so beiNg the cAMwhore that i am i went to the Other dreSsing rOom and begaN takiNg my picture at different aNgLes, and i eveN utiLized the mirrOr and chair der as mY props. as i was in the MiddLe of prepariNg for a pose, i was carryIng da heaVy chair in the cenTer of the dressIng roOm. wen i turned aroUnd imagine my shocK wen right der behind me was a guY waitiNg for his turn na maGfit,LookIng at me quizicaLLy and proBabLy wondering "wat the heck is dis girL doiNg" i bLushed so badLy and all i coULd say to him was "ah cge" doH!!!
3."near deaTh experieNce"
~after goiNg to the maLL, we headed our way na to UaaP to get kuya jj's car. as we were crossIng i noticed dat a cab was goiNg so fast wid no intentioN to sLow down pa.so i went wid my first instinct, and leaned towards ate janina and as i did kuya jj shieLded us from da god daM caB, kuya jj was so furious, hu wudnt naman dba tama naman kami magcross.it was the cab that seemed to want to kiLL.dis was truLy a shocking experience.and da most shocking part of it aLL, wen kuya jj shieLded us,him facing away from us and arms wide spred, it was my butt that had a cLose encounter wid his hands.ayy mahaLay...joke. anyHu tnx kuya jj for being so protective of us! oww and haPPy bday kuya jj
4."misseNt"
~LaSt nyt mY head was so fuLL na tLaga and needed to reLease some thoUghts na or sasaboG na.so jess and i wer making hart to hart taLk sa txt. eh bad tyming ba namn. she was using smart so it was such a hassLe to repLy to her, since wala me reg lowd eh i had to write new msgs and look up da contact everytime i repLy to her gLobe. eh at one txt may sumthing bowt ke jose, and to my stupidity i sent it to jose namn na.dem u jess, why did u have to have no load at the exact tym my head was full, and bakit ba magkasuNod ang jess at jose sa phonebook ko.gud thing it was just that txt that was sent and ke kLus prin lng na send.imagine if it couLd have beeN the more private thouGhts.dead...eh
5."weN ur bored and yoU know it, wat do yOu do???"
~being hir in maniLa is great.der are times though i find myseLf sitting at our couch,thinking, sweating like a pig and wishing"dem sana may magawa" and wen times like these arise.what do yOu do? weLL do as joana does. tumaLon sa poOL.its been like this for three days, today being da third one.its not dat i want to swim,waLa Lng tLga magawa.so why not dba!!!
weLL un Lng.waLa na.mga kwentonG nakakabObo.sana maenjoi nyo.kse ako medYo lng.hehehe. i give in i give up waaaahahhhhhh....waLa Lng un ung souNds eh...maLay ko ba kuNg anOng kanta toh....bow....gudnyt and have a good Lyf
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